Tell Me A Joke.......Quick!!!  

rm_AmishAmy 101F
842 posts
5/7/2006 9:33 pm

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5/8/2006 7:51 pm

Tell Me A Joke.......Quick!!!

...i'm in need...

wakemeup31 43M

5/7/2006 9:49 pm

A man gets on an elevator. It's just him and this young lady.
He turns to her and says, "Excuse me Miss, but can I smell your pussy?".
She gets all offended and says, "No sir, you certainly may not!".
He thinks about it for a second and says..
"I guess it must be your feet then...".

not original, but funny

ticktock500 45M

5/7/2006 10:13 pm

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy’s room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.

HotTeas4U 45M/43F

5/8/2006 3:42 am

A guy walks into a grocery store. He picks out a can of coke, a frozen pizza, a cup of noodles and some chips. He walks up to the counter, sees an attractive young blond and says, "hey." The woman says, "single, huh?" The guy says, "yeah, how’d you know?" The girl replies "cus you're fuckin' ugly!"

Let's see your beautiful Smile

rm_AmishAmy 101F
246 posts
5/8/2006 5:44 am

thanks you guys......all of you
(mean it)

norprin5 56M

5/8/2006 7:02 am

little Jenny was digging a hole in her back yard. Mrs. Jones looked over the fence and said "what's the hole for?" "my goldfish died & i'm burying him" "why such a big hole to bury your goldfish?"

'cause he's still inside your fucking cat!"

King Nor XVIII

rrr45044 62M

5/8/2006 10:23 am

What great jokes! I was at a loss to think of one. Thanks you all!

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