Can It Get Any Worse......  

rm_AmishAmy 101F
842 posts
2/23/2006 5:27 am

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Can It Get Any Worse......

i had a feeling it was gonna be a bad day yesterday....

i started off on the toilet....nothing new...
and remembered that i should have grabbed a roll of toilet paper from the pantry before i went to the bathroom....you know those late night reminders you give yourself when you're too lazy to do it then and now....so you vow to remember....yeah well......i forgot....
so there i sit.......drip drying.......grrr i hate that....

so then i decide.....since i've been under the gun at work.....i'm gonna go all business like on their asses and get out my lucky suit.....lay it out on the bed with all the fixins then throw on my sweats grab the puppy poop bag and take the pup out.....
he did his hot steamy business and because the fines are stiff i go to clean it up and riiip....finger through the bag....finger full of doo.....ugh
so ok.....i'm gagging on the way up the elevator....use half a bottle of soap to wash my hands and jump in the shower...
soap in eyes of course.....why not
toweling off and there's the pup....laying comfortably on my suit....grrrr
shake it out...shake it off....
i finish getting ready....
my hair's pissing me off.....so i go with that tossled i can't do anything with it today look....and out the door we go...
take the pup to doggy day care after getting my heel all tangled up in his leash....
and head to the office...
not 10 minutes was i there when "The Man" called me over....
I just knew he was gonna tell me how professional i looked and that he was gonna reasign me to my own project....
but no....so so wrong....
"amy" he said...."your skirt is too short...get a smock and cover up and i won't make a note of this".....and the sad part is....that was the best my day had to offer after that......

"it's a dog eat dog world...and i'm wearing milkbone underwear"


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/23/2006 6:27 am

Cute...and some days are truly like that....starts out with crap on your fingers...and ends up with you being crapped on!


bardicman 51M

2/23/2006 8:00 am

While the thought of milk bone underwear could be strangely arousing I guess I will just offer you the complimentary comment of Hmmmmmmmm.



I am not dead yet


aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
2/23/2006 9:28 am

Man, I thought I was the only one that had days like that! Heh... This kind of day happens at least a couple of times per week. Finger throught the bad? Lol - I've only done that once.


im_your_man77 40M
961 posts
2/23/2006 3:04 pm

THATS why I don't have a dog. Of course!


norprin5 56M

2/23/2006 3:38 pm

sadly, i don't have the legs for a skirt

i have however been chastized for wearing shorty-tees and baring my midriff...you just can't please some people

oh, and the dog? you still love the little bastard, and one of these days he'll crap out a little pile that'll look just splendid on 'The Man's' chair

King Nor XVIII


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/23/2006 6:03 pm

cute post some days are like that.


p33c3y0 43M

2/24/2006 9:18 am

that was no where near as bad as MY day. lol. someone had to say it.


rm_OneHappyDad 83M
34 posts
2/26/2006 11:15 pm

Inevitible. Got to happen to someone. Thanks for helping the odds out, folks - and helping my days to be great -- still breathing regularly, moving under my own power, and vertical when I want to be and horizontal when I want to be - just checked, and I'm not stone cold yet. It's a real winning streak !!!


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