While out Golfing...  

rm_1sexyroo 57M/57F
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7/30/2006 9:31 am

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8/14/2006 9:08 pm

While out Golfing...

A man staggers into an emergency room with partial concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was
having a quiet game of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them.
While I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my
wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" I don't remember anything much after that..."

I've played golf on a few occasions and am the first to admit that I am definitely not good at at it. If there is water on the course, my ball or balls, will find it. If there is a bird's nest, I'll find that too! And once...I even hit the side of a cow on the dairy farm next to the golf course. Not that I was aiming for it by any means, my aim was just a little off.

Now I stick to mini golf with the kids

Ever tried any kind of sport and realized that it was better left to others?

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