two old ladies  

rip1374 56M
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5/31/2006 3:42 am
two old ladies

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
> smoke, when it starts to rain.
> One of the old
> ladies pulls out a
> condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues
> smoking.
> Maude: What in the hell is that?
> Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> Maude: Where did you get it?
> Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The
> pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
> is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
> brand of condom she prefers.
> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
> The pharmacist fainted.

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