next 40 years...  

rip1374 56M
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5/12/2006 7:40 am
next 40 years...

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the

While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No, you have
another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,
liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was
released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she
was hit by an ambulance and killed. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the
path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"

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