Twenty dollars  

rip1374 56M
150 posts
2/27/2006 5:56 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Twenty dollars

A man walking home late at night sees a woman in the shadows.

Twenty dollars . ."she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," says the man, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her face".

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/27/2006 6:37 am

I loved this one!

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