Things you should know  

rip1374 56M
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7/21/2006 2:04 pm

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7/22/2006 8:32 am

Things you should know


> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
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>> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas

>>is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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>> (Now that's more like it!)
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>> The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
>>the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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>> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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>> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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>> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
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>> (I'm still not over the pig.)
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>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
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>> (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
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>> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
>>attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.
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>> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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>> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
>>jumping the length of a football field.
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>> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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>> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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>> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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>> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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>> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
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>> Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>> (Something I always wanted to know.)
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>> The strongest muscle in a mans body is the tongue.
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>> (Hmmmmmm......)
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>> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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>> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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>> Starfish have no brains.
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>> (I know some people like that too.)
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>> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
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>> (What about that pig??)

Sweetpickles69 49F

7/21/2006 7:35 pm

Thanks for the laughs! I wanna be a pig too!

Peace,
Pickles


Sweetpickles69 49F

7/21/2006 7:36 pm

Longest "O" I ever had was about 5 minutes, & that was with Naked Boy.

Peace,
Pickles


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