Blonde Shops For Curtains  

rip1374 56M
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8/3/2006 2:03 pm

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8/3/2006 8:34 pm

Blonde Shops For Curtains

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde
seems to have a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman
then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
small - what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they
are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not
need curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"

phoenix639 50F

8/3/2006 3:01 pm

Lol, where i can i get me some monitor curtains......may stop the people looking at me from my screen.

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