19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity  

rip1374 56M
150 posts
6/28/2006 7:01 am

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7/4/2006 12:09 pm

19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity


> >1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
> >point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> >
> >2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
> >
> >3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
> >fries with that.
> >
> >4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
> >
> >5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
> >gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> >
> >6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
> >diamonds".
> >
> >7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
> >prophecy".
> >
> >8. Don't use any punctuation.
> >
> >9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> >
> >10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a
> >serious face.
> >
> >11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
> >
> >12. Sing along at the opera.
> >
> >13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play
> >tropical sounds all day at work.
> >
> >14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> >
> >15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
> >their party because you're not in the mood.
> >
> >16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
> >Rock Bottom.
> >
> >17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
> >
> >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
> >yelling,"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
> >
> >19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
> >going to have to let one of you go."

curiousinlorain7 60F

6/28/2006 5:01 pm

well this was a fun trip!!! 1-4 laughed my butt off 5 is pure evil,6-11 laughed my butt off again, 12 just the going of it would be insane enough without the singing!13 -18 too funny... and for 19? I'm just waiting for 'family' to become like big business any day now


ShyWhisper2006 54F
15175 posts
7/2/2006 6:02 pm

Oh this is priceless...thank you...I needed to smile..and laugh...thank you


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