Sperm Tester Wanted  

ridemcowgirl2006 55M/40F
57 posts
7/11/2006 11:28 pm

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1/23/2007 10:08 pm

Sperm Tester Wanted

Just when you thought you've seen it all. Here I am sitting behind the keyboard and my online sexual adventures lead me to this little press release:


Online sex toy retailer ******** is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

"A payment is offered," says ****** test organiser *** ******, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the ******** site.

The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.


Honey!, You got to keep a daily blog on how I taste! This is gonna be fun!

My debauchery pirate side started kickin in on this one.....We could blindfold her like they do in those soft drink taste tests and after depositing the love juice, she would tongue-point or moan as to which guy tasted better............I wonder if she will go for this one?

It's gonna be a fun summer!!


cunninglistlover 49M
10 posts
7/16/2006 2:49 pm

I wonder if not having any swimmers make a difference in taste?

Cunning, fellow Debauchery instigator!!!

lovesex862005 32M

7/26/2006 1:34 am

want to hook up

STCMOguy4fun 38M

7/26/2006 6:21 am

YAY PIRATES... sorry could not help it... Since I am a Pirate.. I am say that lol... hmm I bet I could sucker.... i mean... "talk" someone into getting this job with me...

As for the "taste test"

Not sure if she would go for it but... no harm finding out lol

~ getting out the duck tape mwahahahaha~

rm_tamerfr8 35M

8/30/2006 6:58 am

There it is just goes too show ya how people buy stupid things next thing they'll come out with a eatable dildo lol some crazy stuff now lol
I think thats bout as entertainin as that ole boy i seen on here wrapped himself up in saran wrap im like whats the point in that i mean i use it every night too wrap my knees up in cuz there pretty much shot from rodeo and sports jockeyin horses didnt help much either but oh well oh well gotta keep pressin on !! have a great day! latta

Khakimon 46M
62 posts
10/19/2006 10:28 pm

I subsist on a steady diet of sandwiches, milk, tea and Mountain Dew.

Venus only knows what side effects my semen would have on a woman's physiology.

Khakimon 46M
62 posts
10/19/2006 10:31 pm

Not with a pick-up line like that, studly

goodlion1 61M  
40 posts
1/11/2007 12:26 pm

I once lived with a lady who liked everything hot (in every way)so she had me eat cinnamon a lot (in food, in drinks, red hot candies, etc) and she said it made my cum taste great - althought I would not realy know for sure. Also tried cumin, the main ingrediant in curry powder, but aperaently did not have any effect on my cum, but did make my breath smell like an Indian restaurant.


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