Rough Sex Facts  

reverend21 51M
1017 posts
6/28/2006 6:34 pm

Last Read:
7/4/2006 7:21 am

Rough Sex Facts

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a ##^$ and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left &#=+#! off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad /baby sister / hubby / kids at the door.............1942 cal


clitalicious67 50F

6/28/2006 7:17 pm

Well damn! I need to get busy...any takers? (giggling)


reverend21 replies on 6/29/2006 1:15 am:
I volunteer

LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/69F
3394 posts
6/28/2006 7:26 pm

hiya Rev
Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

lmao ...... seems right ...

great post ... thanks

LilJessicaSQuirt
♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Tail§


reverend21 replies on 6/29/2006 1:15 am:
my pleasure

clitalicious67 50F

6/28/2006 7:32 pm

Ok darlin'...I need you to "cum for me"...visit Cum on Blogland for the details C~


reverend21 replies on 6/29/2006 1:17 am:
it just takes me to the main page

phoenix639 50F

6/29/2006 3:29 am

Lmao @ this post.

Loved it babes.


reverend21 replies on 6/29/2006 5:20 am:
glad you enjoyed it

reverend21 replies on 6/29/2006 5:20 am:
glad you enjoyed it

clitalicious67 50F

6/29/2006 4:38 am

Hmmm when I clicked on Cum on Blogland it goes to Kali's post...where he give the game rules...(sigh)


red_hot_trucker 59F

6/29/2006 11:55 am

Italian Hanger, sounds like something needed in the Brothel? Yes?





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reverend21 replies on 6/29/2006 1:20 pm:
maybe

HBowt2 60F

6/29/2006 1:54 pm

so how much weight do you want to lose....


reverend21 replies on 6/29/2006 3:23 pm:
as much as possible this way

nottycara 37F

6/30/2006 11:14 pm

woah! Wait i gotta print this out and stick it on my bed post!


reverend21 replies on 7/3/2006 8:24 pm:
hmmmmmmm, I wonder what else is on that bed post?

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

7/1/2006 9:02 am

reading this a laughing 78 calories

highly recommended


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


reverend21 replies on 7/3/2006 8:24 pm:
I love the new pic, glad I could make you smile.

Notfunanymore 106F
10289 posts
7/1/2006 10:54 pm


I should be big, huh!!!! Nothing going here.
[i/]~~~ I burned some calories though! Thanks man!
Cool!


reverend21 replies on 7/3/2006 8:24 pm:
me too

rm_hotmamaNcols 41F
445 posts
7/2/2006 10:11 pm

LMAO

If I followed this as part of my diet, I'd be a size 6 in no time!!


reverend21 replies on 7/3/2006 8:25 pm:
you must have a more active lifestyle thatn me

nottycara 37F

7/4/2006 3:54 am

Quote: hmmmmmmm, I wonder what else is on that bed post?

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