The why's Of Men  

redrobin012057 61F
1650 posts
3/17/2006 6:24 pm

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3/26/2006 9:00 pm

The why's Of Men

The Why's of Men:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)



rm_SWSunset64 52F
3940 posts
3/18/2006 9:20 pm

I like this. It is very funny.


FINE AS WINE IN 2009!
SWSunset64


redrobin012057 61F

3/19/2006 2:30 am

Yes but don't tell the men SWS.....SSSSHHHHHH..


Jayferjoan 52F

3/21/2006 3:00 am

I have got this one too robin...I love it...

But i`ll tell you what..I had a mouth full of bourban when i read crags response and i nearly spit the whole thing out...god i LMAO..
Cheeky boy he is....LOL

jayfer

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redrobin012057 61F

3/21/2006 4:02 pm

Bloody smart arse he is too Jayfer...DNA my bloody arse!!!!Thats why we bloody spit it out because of the salty taste,evolution is when man crawled out of the sea -he evolved a penis with the salt content still in it.happyf; brings out the ?*?*?*


Jayferjoan 52F

3/25/2006 5:09 pm

Hmmmm...I can see the cheek in your pic Crag cragrat2005
and mighty fine lookin` cheek it is too...

Come here and let me "touch it"..Mmmmmm

jayfer

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• Jayfer


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