Funny Epitahs  

redrobin012057 61F
1650 posts
8/2/2006 3:04 am

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8/5/2006 11:05 pm

Funny Epitahs

These epitaphs are reported to be from actual tombstones ......

In a London cemetery:

Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
Dec. 8, 1767

Anna Hopewell's grave in Emsburg Falls, Vermont:

Here lies the body of our Anna,
Done to death by a banana,
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

On an attorney:

John E.
"The defense rests"

timberwolf6972 45M

8/2/2006 3:34 am

Lmao! I've seen that one before on I laughed till I about pissed myself when I saw it! {=}

economickrisis 56M

8/5/2006 10:11 pm

Reminds me of a note that me old dad left in his pyjamas pocket for when he died

" Flash me
Ash me
Splash me"

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