wikipedia on the shocker  

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8/4/2006 2:42 pm
wikipedia on the shocker

Definitive info is so useful! Wikipedia helps those who lack the info about the obscene shocker gesture. I think the four fingered variation, the Spocker or KitKat four fingers of fun is more balanced. Does seem to remind me of bowling somehow...Thumb and two fingers works too....

The shocker is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger and thumb are curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the pinky finger into the nearby anus (the "shocker"). Because of its explicit sexual connotation, the shocker is sometimes considered vulgar.

There are a number of terms for this hand gesture, the most common and widely used variations are "Two in the pink, one in the stink", "Two in the goo, one in the poo", and "Going to town with one in the brown." Other frequent phrases accompanying the gesture are "shock the world" or "shockerrrr" (with the word elongated and said in a sexual inflection). The shocker is generally referred to as being "given" or "delivered" rather than shown, much like the way the finger is verbally referenced.

Variations

Ed Helms delivers the shocker on The Daily Show in a segment which made multiple allusions to "the taint"There are numerous variations on this gesture, including "the Spocker" or "Na-Nu Na-Nu" (two fingers in each) also known as the KIT-KAT (four fingers of fun) or the "barracuda," (pinky and ring finger in anus, index finger in the vagina and the thumb used for clitoral stimulation) also known as the "sharker" or, in Western Canada, as "the schtickler", or in Ontario as "the shtinker."

A further variation known as "six-packing" is practiced by extending the middle and ring finger while they touch with the thumb extended with the ring finger and pinky kept bent down. In this practice the two fingers are inserted vaginally while the thumb is inserted in the anus. The term "six-packing" is derived from the similarity the hand formation has to picking up a six pack of beer or soda by the plastic holding the pack together.

There is also the shocker two point o or shocker 2.1 whereas the index finger and the middle finger are split apart thus creating a A like form It is possible to perform the "shocker handshake," where about two people (correctly performing the shocker gesture), can connect hand gestures to form a genuine handshake which fits perfectly. By inserting the index and middle finger into the hole created by the other person's gesture, a smooth connection is created. It should be noted that upon connection, it is considered proper to lurch your hand forward, as if in a shocking blow. Optional finishing sayings of "pow" or "bam" are considered fair game.

In New Jersey, the Shocker is sometimes referred to as the "New Jersey meat hook," in which the fingers are curled back after being inserted. In New England, it is occasionally called "the Brunswick," referencing the brand of bowling equipment and paraphernalia.

The "Machinegun Kelly" is another variation that involves using the thumb to stimulate the clitoris while performing the traditional shocker.

Another variation of the shocker is an inverse maneuver that may be performed by inserting the ring and pinky finger into the anus, while the index finger is inserted into the vagina. "One in the pink, two in the stink" is sometimes referred to as the “anti-shocker.”

Female Shocker
A variant of the shocker, which is meant to be performed by men during intercourse (the male shocker is meant for women). It is accomplished by curling and wiggling the fingers in a cupping motion while stretching the thumb away, meaning to symbolize scrotal fondling and rectal stimulation. It is known as "four on the sack, and one in the back".


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