Make an ugly woman your wife!  

redmustang91 58M  
8979 posts
3/17/2006 8:46 am

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3/17/2006 1:56 pm

Make an ugly woman your wife!

Appearances can make people crazy. Pretty girls get so much attention they develop annoying personalities and lose perspective. The emphasis on appearance is a little annoying. I prefer to focus on healthy, upbeat and generally attractive.

But there are advantages to ugly girls. Like an overlooked stock in a neglected area, the ugly ones have less competition and more upside potential!

Artist: Jimmy Soul Lyrics
Song: If You Wanna Be Happy Lyrics

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
3/17/2006 9:37 am

Oh man, I love that song, it's so perky...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

crazygurl2xx 58F

3/17/2006 9:41 am

tee hee hee

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

3/17/2006 9:42 am

Hmmm. I get the light hearted nature of your blog. On the serious side, there has to be a basic level of attraction. After that, women (and men) are like real estate; personality, personality, personality!

Satyr48 69M
1805 posts
3/17/2006 9:49 am

The old Abbott & Costello routine went like this...

Costello - When I get married, I'm going to marry a realy ugly woman

Abbott - Why would you want to marry an ugly woman?

Costello - Well if I mrry a really good looking woman, and I cheat on her, she will probably leave me...

Abbott - Well, if you cheat on an ugly woman, she'll leave you too...

Costello - Yeah, but WHO CARES?

Pleasing women in unbelievable ways for 45 years...
You could be next...

redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
3/17/2006 1:56 pm

Funny stuff! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so if you just get it out of your eyes...

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