Hottie Test!  

redmustang91 58M  
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2/15/2006 7:14 am

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Hottie Test!

Hottie Test

As a public service this test will show if you are a real hottie, so you don’t misrepresent your true nature to the public.

1. Your answer to the question, when is the best time for sex:
A. Morning; B. Evening; C. Right now!

2. In response to a suggestion to make love, you never reply, “but we just had sex” unless you are still having an orgasm!

3. Sex partners, when asked to describe you, use terms like “nympho” and “insatiable”!

4. Given a choice of food, wine or sex, you always pick sex!

5. You are planning your next rendezvous for sex while you are having sex!

6. Some people need a reason to have sex, you need a place!

7. Some people have a few sex toys in a bedroom drawer, you need a closet!

8. If you had a penny for every orgasm you have experienced you would:
A. have $100; B. have $1,000; C. Be richer than Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, combined.

9. When people complain that they have no time or energy for sex you think they are kidding. When told they are serious, you find their words incomprehensible.

10. When asked how you would like to die, you always say in bed at age 85 after a huge orgasm, with a hot 25 year old!

redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
2/15/2006 10:26 pm

Anyone with a handle like mzhunyhole is a hottie, without doubt! When do you visit So. Cal.?

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