Hate long walks on the beach!  

redmustang91 58M  
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7/15/2005 5:49 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hate long walks on the beach!

So many people on dating sites talk about loving long walks on the beach. My theory is this bs comes from too many romantic Hollywood movies when they could not show people having sex.

Walking on the beach is not so great. Sand is hard to walk on if it is loose and can trip you. There is lots of rubbish on the beach as well as obstacles. There are many ugly bodies. When it is early the beach is cold, foggy and ugly. When it is sunny, the damn sand is too hot for bare feet and gets into sandals and shoes, irritating!

People are also often self conscious about their appearance and the beach brings out those insecurities. So it is not so romantic.

Making love on the beach is a nightmare with sand getting in sensitive spots or worse a sunburn!

Screw the beach!

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