Dumb funny jokes  

redmustang91 58M  
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7/18/2006 7:28 am
Dumb funny jokes

I found these dumb funny jokes on another web site and thought to share them here:

Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?"
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%.

If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking Goodyear!

Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told Lil Red Riding Hood lift your top so I can suck your boobs.
No, she said, lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucking book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

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