All it takes is a smile!  

redmustang91 58M  
8979 posts
2/14/2006 3:54 pm

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All it takes is a smile!

I still find it hard to understand all the females who have a hard time getting laid!

If you cannot get laid on AdultFriendFinder you are really not trying very hard! With ten eager guys for each girl, give me a break!

So here is the drill. Post a pic showing your boobs and ass, with a big smile on your face. In your profile say you are looking for a lover for hot sex. Respond to every email or smile with contact info, and return calls.

When you meet a guy, smile and don't talk too much. Do not talk about former lovers, your pets or kids. Do not talk about your therapist, inlaws, legal problems, bankruptcy, drug problem or criminal record.

Just smile and say yes. You will get laid!

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
2/14/2006 5:32 pm

You mean the females are having a hard time getting laid? I thought only men were complaining... Anyway I never complain about not getting laid.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

timberwolf6972 45M

2/14/2006 5:38 pm

Amen Mustang! I don't understand it either! You should go read this post that I made for the guys that whine about not getting laid on this site. I am also working on one for the ladies to.[post 231204]

redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
2/14/2006 8:32 pm

I don't understand it, but I assume they are telling the truth when they say they have a problem. I always try to help!

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
2/15/2006 9:55 am

It isn't that we can't get laid, we just don't want to do anyone. Therein lies the problem. We can all get laid by guys who think they've signed up for a cheap call girl service and their gold membership means the woman of their choice should run at on a moment's notice and fuck them. We can get laid by desperate 20 year old virgins. We can get laid by guys who don't even want to know our names. We can get laid by men who make Wilfred Brimley look dead sexy. We can get laid by guys who don't turn us on, too. However, no matter how you look at it, the brain is a sex organ. So, when you take in all those factors, it can be daunting for a woman to find someone who isn't going to make her feel like saying, leave the $300 on the bureau. We do NOT appreciate being treated like hookers. What you said above basically breaks down into, "Shut up and look pretty." That entire line tends to be, "Shut up and look pretty, I'm not paying you to speak."

No, I won't be acting like an escort or even a cheap hooker, just to get laid. If I'm going to fuck anyone who asks, I'd be charging for it. But I'm not. So, I'm not going to just fuck anyone, simply because he's horny and I'm horny. I've tried it, it's made me feel cheap, used, stupid and of course, unsatisfied. If a guy doesn't turn you on, no matter how horny you are, sex with him isn't going to be enjoyable, you're going to fake the orgasm just to get him off you and then spend an hour in the shower, crying after he leaves. So shove it, red. Just because you want a hole to plunge into and use to get off, it doesn't mean every horny woman on this site has to be used for it. We all know when we follow the advice you posted, we are treated as hookers. Not that we ever want to hear from the guy again. But strings of one night stands with anonymous strangers are not going to help in finding a steady lover. Trust me on this.

redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
2/15/2006 10:34 pm

Miss Ann I find your brain attractive, but you do have a little attitude. Which would greatly improve if you would get laid, a lot! Given the ratio of ten guys to each female on AdultFriendFinder, there should be at least one nice, sexy and friendly guy for you to fuck. No one said a one night stand. If he is nice and fun why not keep having sex for months? You don't have to shut up and look pretty. You can talk, just don't say annoying things! You don't even have to look pretty; decent and clean with a smile is good enough. Trust me.
One more thing. don't tell guys to "shove it" unless you are referring to their cock or hands into you. It will not get you laid.
The point is women are supposed to like orgasms, but some of them seem to forget that little detail...

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
2/16/2006 12:33 am

red, look at what you posted. You have the attitude. Show your tits and ass. Sorry, but we all get enough email about how they want to fuck our tits or make our asses bleed. You are telling us to market ourselves in ways escorts won't market themselves, unless you dig in their pages, or join their site. Men assume if a woman posts her ass, (which I wouldn't do even if mine didn't look like a sumo wrestler's), men naturally assume we're ass whores and want to be butt fucked. I'm not showing my tits to anyone who I feel isn't worth seeing them. Or is it you want women to post masturbatory material on their profiles for you?

I show my face. That is what I HOPE someone will be looking at, if I meet him. Not have a conversation with my tits. I don't find that endearing or cute. Nor do 99.9% of other women.

Now, answer all mail? What about the mail that says, "Let's fuck right now, call me?" Or, "I'm going to hunt you down and kill you?" Or, "I want to fuck your ass until you bleed?" You have no idea what we get in email. I don't even post the most vile of my mail to my blog. I haven't gotten an email worth answering in months on this site.

You do say shut up and look pretty in your post. Don't talk too much. So just sit there and shut up is what you are saying. I actually do want to hear about things like therapists, drug dependancies, convictions, legal problems, etc on a first date. Wanna know why? It tells me who to stay away from. It should do the same for men.

Are you even aware of what we go through? Guys who tell us if we won't phone fuck them or cyber with them before meeting, after putting weeks or even months of effort into us, that we must be a lousy fuck and we're not worth meeting. Guys who spend all this time and effort to get us into bed and then fall off the face of the earth. They will build you up for months and months, finally get into your pants and then disappear off the face of the planet, using lines like, "it was a hideous mistake."

You know, we ladies do like sex. Well, some of us on this site. Which you men use against us. If we're too open in bed, we're told we're too slutty. If we don't fuck on the first date, we're playing hard to get. If we want to see someone more than once, we want a lifetime committment. If we talk to the wrong guy in the rooms, the women start telling everyone we're hookers and they should stay away from us. The men we won't consider do that too.

Your post says we should treat ourselves like objects. So come on red. Where are the pics of your ass and pecs? Come on, don't hold out on us. You bitch we ladies are playing hard to get, but where are your topless pics?

You decided I was a bitch with a major attitude from the first time you read my profile. No. I really don't and anyone who has met me can tell you that. But I am a person, not an object to be treated like a piece of meat. The profile advice you give is telling us to act like pieces of meat. Trust me when I tell you, the women who act the way you say they should act in your post meet men, it's up to the rest of us women to console them, after they're treated worse than a crack whore. And they are treated like that by every guy they meet.

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