AFF law of distant attraction.  

redmustang91 58M  
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5/9/2006 10:07 am

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AFF law of distant attraction.

Issac Newton discovered that gravity decreased at the square of the distance between objects. I have discovered that my charm and attractive powers works on females at the inverse to the square of the distance between us. Thus, my fans in England, Canada, Australia, and across the US, outside California! What is it about me that is so irrestible to those who have such little chance of actually encountering me in the flesh?

Not that I complain about attention, but it seems odd. Reminds me of a famous saying, no man is a prophet in his own land, or a hero to his valet!

Perhaps some of these distant admirers can move closer or I can visit them!

Perhaps the fantasy of me is thought to be better than the reality... Probably true!

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