Damned if you do...  

real36CgirlPA 39F
443 posts
6/12/2006 6:22 pm

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6/14/2006 6:45 pm

Damned if you do...

...And totally fucked regardless.

I had to go to my dad's and set up the call-forwarding stuff at his & my stepmom's house because they forgot to do it before they left for the beach (I know, I'm not going at all because my stepmom's sister is a snobby bitch, but that's a different story). My first attempt forwarded their call to some guy named Grant. I got it on the second attempt though.

But I played their answering machine messages to see if they'd called me already with instructions/whatnot beforehand and there was a message from my neighbor telling my dad he HAD to call her back by Wednesday with information regarding the old house's street address, the annual taxes, and the name of the township where the house is because she is checking into different loans. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? I still haven't even taken her to look at the damn house. Besides that, she is making it sound like she already bid on it or something when my parents haven't even put it on the market yet and we haven't even finished cleaning all my mom's junk out of it.

Does this seem a bit pushy to anyone besides me? I was trying to help her out by taking her to look at it sometime because both of our places are going to be torn down by next year when the slumlords get more of their development houses done and have funding to build a model home over where we live. She has three dogs, so she kind of has limited options as far as renting goes; so I thought I'd try to get her some brownie points with the parents by mentioning her to them and giving out phone numbers, etc. But she just voided her special treatment points with me. The only thing is, I have to live by her so I damn well better get my ass moved outta here soon if she is putting all her eggs in one basket, right?

Aww shit, there I went rambling again. She really pissed me off. That phone message was so damn pushy I was tempted to erase it. I don't appreciate the way this is setting up because I'm going to end up in the middle. I'd better see if there are any new houses listed for sale today with the "owner will help with closing costs" option and just get the hell outta Dodge.

I found my glasses at least. They were on the floor beside my nightstand and up against the wall. Very strange.

rm_isabella989 42M
83 posts
6/12/2006 6:57 pm

HI hun u sound like u need a rub followed up by a nice drink and maybe chat to me and we chat about yr day!

rm_princesspuma 42F
74 posts
6/12/2006 10:25 pm

she can have my house.... on one condition, she has to keep my dad too.... then you, me and my mom can go find a house that's big enough for all three of us. Then we'll make a profile on here for my mom and get her some young hot stud. you know it would suck if she got more action than i did......hmmmm...... i have to rethink this .......

your neighbor really over stepped the boundries here i would say....what's her hurry??? it's not like she can fucking move in tomorrow...i would've erased the message and then no one would ever know.....but she'd probably call back.

glad you found your glasses.......I lost my teeth....

I'm kidding about the teeth.... that would be a great story though.... lol

real36CgirlPA replies on 6/13/2006 5:06 pm:
Heheh..I'm just imagining your dad hanging out with her. She would be annoyed she wouldn't be able to put him to work like she does with her ex-hubbies when they stop by.

LateralPhantasm 37M
33 posts
6/13/2006 11:28 am

YES! You found your glasses! So they were not in the fridge, huh? Damn. =)

real36CgirlPA replies on 6/13/2006 5:03 pm:
Nope, I did look there though.

real36CgirlPA 39F

6/13/2006 5:02 pm

She left a message for me saying the same thing in a somewhat nicer tone. I called her answering machine back and gave her the basic info. I knew, like the address and the township. I don't know what the taxes are, but I made sure to say she should guess between 1500 and 2000 for houses in Clinton County while she's looking at places...yes, I made sure to say places. heheh. I can't blame her for wanting to make sure she can get funding, but she should be giving herself a somewhat higher range if she's looking at other places. I just get the feeling she's going to be bugging the shit out of me until they put the place up for sale.

ezroller46526 43M

6/14/2006 4:48 pm

I always fall asleep with my glasses on and they end up in some odd mangled form that I have to bend back in to shape. Or sometimes I wake up and I don't know where they are and I don't want to roll over for fear of smashing them. You know you've worn glasses for too long when you hop in the shower and they start steaming up. lol.

Too bad about the pushy lady. Tell her the house is sold already.

real36CgirlPA replies on 6/14/2006 6:46 pm:
LOL..I passed out on the couch last night and found my glasses behind one of the cushions this morning.

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