Porno store story 5  

qship52 64M
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4/28/2006 11:34 am

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Porno store story 5


This story was one that I heard from the regional manager of the chain of adult bookstores.

The owner of the stores had kind of a prissy wife. She actually would come into some stores with white gloves on and check for dust on the top of bookcases, etc. She was not particularly worldly either, and I think she was a stereotypical Jewish princess wife.

One day she was with her husband on some sort of inspection tour, in a store where the quarter booths were near the counter. Everyone was standing around the counter discussing business when suddenly a guy in one of the quarter booths actually faints and falls out of the booth on the floor next to the counter, with his pants down and cock in one hand.

He instantly wakes up, jumps to his feet, pulls up his pants and runs out the door.

A short shocked silence ensued. And then the owner's wife blurted out 'Did you see that!?' At which point everyone burst out laughing at her.

I wish I'd been there to see the expression on her face!

rm_wetfingeraz 55F
3012 posts
4/29/2006 8:44 am

THAT was funny!


rm_wetfingeraz 55F
3012 posts
4/29/2006 8:47 am

THAT was funny!

I have a gay friend who ran a couple of adult bookstores. He told me this story: Once he was transporting a box of dildos/vibrators from one store to another. He pulled up to a red light and looked over at the car next to him. This woman was staring at him with a sour, Church Lady expression on her face, very hatefully. He was all like WTF?. When he got to his destination, he discovered that the box had tipped over in the back of his hatchback, and every size, shape, and color of penis was pressed up against the window of the car.


qship52 replies on 4/29/2006 11:32 pm:
LOL!

I can see where that might cause a bit of a scene.

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