Things that you don  

puntachueca 106M
2534 posts
5/31/2006 6:14 pm

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6/3/2006 6:52 am

Things that you don

Things that you don’t want to hear in your first meeting:

--I just got out of prison.
--Can we go somewhere private because my spouse is jealous and has a gun.
--I’m having a sex change operation next week.
--I’m with the FBI.
--Aren’t you that nerdy kid I knew from high school?
--My mother is waiting in the car.
--Got any meth?
--I’m a reporter with Eyewitness News.
--I haven’t bathed in a month.
--I’m carrying a weapon.
--I’m being followed by a secret government agency.
--I’ve had sex with 99 people this week.
--I have 9 kids.

TheCliticals 36F/F

5/31/2006 8:38 pm

"My rash is almost completely gone now"

puntachueca replies on 6/3/2006 6:54 am:
Good one! reminds me of "the doctor says I'm cured now..."

sexyariesgirl 58F

5/31/2006 9:30 pm

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh darlin you are too funny!

Power To FOK

puntachueca replies on 6/3/2006 6:55 am:
Thank you. Love to put a smile on people's faces and nice to know it works.

Hydragenias 57F

6/1/2006 1:22 am

Believe it or not I've actually HEARD this one--I just got out of prison from a guy I met from AdultFriendFinder. Needless to say, I never saw him again! YIKES

AND....believe it or not, I've actually USED this one --I’m carrying a weapon. once while out on a date with a guy I met from AdultFriendFinder. Needless to say, HE never saw me again! LOL

puntachueca replies on 6/3/2006 6:58 am:
My sister the cop when she was dating always carried her off duty weapon. Some funny stories when her gun would fall out of her purse, or the guy would reach around her back and find the gun stuck in her wasitband.
Thanks for visiting. I look forward to your visits.

horny_marlene 34F

6/1/2006 1:30 am

my ex is in prison and i惴 pregnant with his child
i was on JERRY SPRINGER twice
you are ______愀 son?? i had sex with him last week!!
i met your parents at a swingers reunion

puntachueca replies on 6/3/2006 6:59 am:
Funny!!! Thank you.
And how the heck did you end up in Durango or wheveever?

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/1/2006 2:43 pm

"I'm so happy these new meds seem to be working. Finally."

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

puntachueca replies on 6/3/2006 7:00 am:
And I'm feeling very very good. Thank you.
How's the weather over there?

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