Disease of The Month  

puntachueca 106M
2534 posts
6/21/2006 9:34 pm

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6/22/2006 2:51 pm

Disease of The Month

Disease of The Month is a new service offered by the InterMogul Pharmacuetical Conglomerate. Each subscriber will get, via email, a new disease at the beginning of each month to suffer from or be frightened of getting.

You won't actually get infected with the disease.

What you'll get is a list of the symptoms of the disease so you can begin to notice your having such symptoms. You will also get a list of medications usually taken for the disease (that you don't actually have), as well as a list of expected co-dependent behavior.

You will also be provided with a list of Do's and Don't for your Disease of the Month. For example, July will be Dengue Fever Month. Avoid mosquitoes.

You will be given a list of foods which prevent your disease, and those which exacerbate it.

We have an excellent selection of diseases carefully chosen by our expert panel of hypochondriacs and other psychosomatic sufferers.

NOTE: None of our Disease of the Month selections are fatal (though our Premier Edition does offer a fine list of terminal illnesses that take years to reach their conclusion) at a nominal extra price.


Being sick means you get a lot of attention.

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
6/21/2006 10:26 pm

lol...I think I will pass on the disease of the month club. Watching my life deteriorate before my eyes is not something I care to see.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

puntachueca replies on 6/21/2006 10:34 pm:
But you can only truly be miserable if you pay for it....

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