DEER SEEN AS NEW TERRORIST THREAT  

puntachueca 107M
2534 posts
7/11/2006 9:55 pm

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7/13/2006 4:01 am

DEER SEEN AS NEW TERRORIST THREAT

WASHINGTON: The rapidly growing population of White Tail Deer is now officially America's new terrorist threat, the Department of Homeland Security announced today.

"Recent statistics show that over 150 Americans were killed by deer last year," said Homeland Schtuppenfurer Arnold Bosch.

Over a million deer also died as a result of jumping in front of cars on America's highways.

"It is obvious that the deer are engaging in the same tactics as the Iraq insurgency with roadside based attacks on American vehicles," said Bosch.

Unconfirmed rumors are that the deer have organized to oust the American occupiers of their fields and forests.

"It cannot be a coincidence that deer are jumping in front of cars from Maine to Oregon," said Bosch.

The efforts to suppress the deer terrorist attacks include an unlimited open season on all deer, allowing any American to shoot a deer on sight.

"We have to be very suspicious of all this increased deer activity, and remove this threat to ordinary Americans," Bosch added.

Animal rights activists immediately objected to the new open season on deer.

"This is a thinly disguised scheme by the Bush Administration to appease George's Texas buddies, the gun lobby, and hunters," said Beverly Everly, head of Critters Over People.

The White House denied any attempt to expand hunters rights, but defended the provision in the new crackdown on deer allowing people to shoot deer from their vehicles.

"What are you going to do--allow the deer on the road to kill you first?" asked Vice President Dick Cheney.

In an anonymous communiqué, the deer fired back demanding that they be granted road crossing rights, and proportional representation in Congress.

"Until our rights are protected from the occupation settlers, we will continue to organize our militias, and destroy as many SUVs as we can," the deer said.

Even more useless information....


cairnsmale55 107M

7/12/2006 3:29 am

Recently there was a call to cull the wild dear that roam the hills around Cairns because one gored a pet horse that had to be put down. Bit like the Croc story… knee jerk reactions. People forget that humans are the predators and we encroach on the native habitat of there animals not the other way around.


puntachueca replies on 7/12/2006 4:17 am:
That's a big issue in southern Arizona. The mountains around here are full of lions, coyotes, bears, and these guys wander into the city where it used to be their habitat..and then the folks start screaming. Big fuss going on between the ranchers and their cows versus the reintroduction of wolves. I'm for the wolves.

demonicsexkitten 43F
10689 posts
7/12/2006 7:59 am

i wondered if something was up with all them deer.

i'm for the wolves too


puntachueca replies on 7/12/2006 11:11 am:
I have a friend who has a pet wolf....

readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

7/12/2006 3:38 pm

"That's a big issue in southern Arizona. The mountains around here are full of lions, coyotes, bears, and these guys wander into the city where it used to be their habitat..and then the folks start screaming. Big fuss going on between the ranchers and their cows versus the reintroduction of wolves. I'm for the wolves.".....

....I hear Ya and me too....

"and then the folks start screaming." I say let them scream and if they don't like it GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE....Ready

Ready


puntachueca replies on 7/12/2006 7:11 pm:
I believe it is very important to share with the wild.

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
7/12/2006 5:50 pm

Me three.

As for the deer thing,
George will approve it. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


puntachueca replies on 7/12/2006 7:12 pm:
He's from texas.

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
7/12/2006 6:42 pm

That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in a long time. Thanks for sharing.

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


puntachueca replies on 7/12/2006 7:13 pm:
Given the ireelevant activities of Homeland Security and the fraud being perpetrated by Washington as to what is a real "threat" I wouldn't put it past them.

QueenOfSwords 36F

7/12/2006 10:15 pm

Suicide attacks by Bambi.

Whats next? Arson by Smokey the Bear?


puntachueca replies on 7/13/2006 4:06 am:
Got to watch out for them bears...

We actually have a case where a forest fire fighter started a forest fire so he could have a job. Burnt down 400,000 acres of forest.

Do not under estimate the critters...they're smarter than we give them credit for.

Ever watch birds harrass cats or hawks? Has you cat ever been angry at you and pissed on you? Ever hit a horse only to have him toss you into a cactus patch?

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