Red Sox Lose in the 12th inning, 5-2  

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6/14/2006 10:39 am

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6/14/2006 4:59 pm

Red Sox Lose in the 12th inning, 5-2


gleaned from the web:

WHY MEN CAN'T WIN
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If you put a woman on a pedestal and
try to protect her from the rat race,
you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework,
you are a pansy!

If you work too hard,
there is never any time for her..
If you don't work enough,
you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,
this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay,
you should get off your rear
and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her,
that is favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you,
it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks,
it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her,
you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you,
she's liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something
she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs
and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements,
you are up yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.



[Ed: sort of "whiney", but creative...]... and all to get a "slice of pie"...just for dessert.


"That's right, the women are smarter;
that's right the women are smarter;
that's right the women are smarter;
smarter than a man in every way..."
-- Hunter/Garcia

Just a Touch of Grey...
...so be childlike, not a man-like, to win, if that's all there is...

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