Will it fall in????  

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
3045 posts
9/10/2006 8:39 am

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9/13/2006 3:38 pm

Will it fall in????


Well I have decided I am going to go to church today. I'm seriously wondering if it will collapse as soon as I walk through the doors. Should I wear a hard hat? What if I get struck my lightning????? What does one wear for that, aluminum foil?????

Seriously, that would be some freaky shit if something actually broke or happened when I was there. I'm not to sure its a good idea about going, especially with the thoughts that I have been having lately!

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
9/10/2006 1:29 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I know how ya feel..but it won't happen..it will be ok..I went back after not going for a long while..I thought for sure the place would ignite or something..He'll be glad to see ya.
Fortunately you were right, it didn't! lol. Although I did garner some looks though, but that could have been b/c I was a little late. Oops!


loadeddice05 46M

9/10/2006 2:14 pm

LOL!! I was there yesterday!!!!


lifeisablast333 55M

9/10/2006 2:33 pm

you will be fine.........just kinda lay low....LOL


Passion247000 47F
3195 posts
9/10/2006 2:34 pm

...you are letting guilt get to you.... silly girl.... Everything will be fine...I thought God's supposed to forgive all our sins, no matter what!...as long as you confess and ask for forgiveness....so I thought.... ok, How would I know?.... I haven't been to church since 1998...and never been to bible studies, either...


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
9/10/2006 2:43 pm

You were at my church yesterday???? Or in my thoughts? lol


ZZ_Todd 61M

9/10/2006 4:09 pm

When in doubt, stay the hell out!

Oh, and you'd be surprised at how many times you're in the slots! I saw you there about a half-hour ago... beside me! And, uh... to tell you the truth, I've never done it from behind, so I really couldn't say if I like it or not! I don't think I'd pull your hair though... that seems rude!


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
9/10/2006 6:54 pm

Oh I did....I did. I sat in the very back, that way I could beat a hasty retreat if I heard thunder.


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
9/10/2006 6:56 pm

    Quoting Passion247000:
    ...you are letting guilt get to you.... silly girl.... Everything will be fine...I thought God's supposed to forgive all our sins, no matter what!...as long as you confess and ask for forgiveness....so I thought.... ok, How would I know?.... I haven't been to church since 1998...and never been to bible studies, either...
Guilt? I have nothing to be guilty about! *worried look*

My friends and I used to have bible study 2-3 nights a week. Of course, we referred to watching porns as bible study. But still yet!!!!


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
9/10/2006 7:02 pm

    Quoting ZZ_Todd:
    When in doubt, stay the hell out!

    Oh, and you'd be surprised at how many times you're in the slots! I saw you there about a half-hour ago... beside me! And, uh... to tell you the truth, I've never done it from behind, so I really couldn't say if I like it or not! I don't think I'd pull your hair though... that seems rude!
lol I might have to use that as my motto! lol.

Oh really???? Thats awesome! Hmmmmm.....beside you, you say? Nice spot. *smiles*

Well now, never can tell. You might have not tried it before, but perhaps you just get the urge.....


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
9/10/2006 8:48 pm

    Quoting Frankthetank869:
    don't worry...you're not the only one with this problem. I'm sure if I set foot in my wife's church, half the people might drop dead in fear or shock and the other half would wonder what I was doing there...this is of course if I don't burst into flames at the door.
OOOooOOooOOo...I didn't even consider the self-combustion! Yikes! I'm lucky that didn't happen to me! Well, this was my sister's church, soooooo....


horny4770 61M
8158 posts
9/11/2006 4:41 am

PBE...you did good, and you survived it too! lol


GraspCrownRusts 47M
780 posts
9/13/2006 12:26 pm

Glad ya made it through! Anyone recognize the eyes?...lol I'm sure they wouldn't have admitted to it anyway... haha.

Going back for Humpin' Day, er, I mean, Wednesday night service?


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