Women Confuse Men  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
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5/15/2006 1:35 pm

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Women Confuse Men

My wife went to our doctor today for the results of her 1st Annual Physical Examination.

Now bear in mind that this is the same doctor whose medical assistant suggested (rather coldly and impersonally) that she apply Milk of Magnesia as an anti-itch lotion for a few days when she first broke out in her poison ivy poisoning rash.

"If it's still bothering you by Thursday (this was a Monday morning), we'll have you come in and see the doctor." said the dumb-ass, cold-hearted, bitch..!

---we went to the ER...she got a script for steroids...and today, a week later...she's feeling much better.---

Anyway...my wife called me before she went to her appointment...she's always been one to have the "dark clouds" gather before she goes to the doctor...and actually managed to sound like the impending results from her bloodwork, etc., didn't have her concerned at all.

When I hadn't heard from her several hours later, I called her at home...but there was no answer.

On my way home, she called my cell phone, and announced,
"I have Good News...and Bad News...which would you like to hear first?"

"Better give me the Good News first." I replied.

"I got back all of the results of my physical........(long pause)........and everything is very good. My blood pressure...my cholesterol....etc....etc....etc...is ALL good..!"

"That's Great, Honey..! --another long pause-- What's the Bad News?"

"I'm in such great health...that I'm going to be with you for a long, long time..!"


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/15/2006 1:41 pm

Thats all GREAT NEWS!!!!!! But MrsPrag had a good sense of humor too, doesn't she? Love you two!!!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/17/2006 12:12 pm:
We often poke fun at each other as to who is the funniest. I'm "on" all of the time, while she comes out with the occasional "one-liner's" that make me laugh so hard I start to cry. Whoever actually is the funniest, really doesn't matter, though...we've both won with each other..!

Thanks, angel.

pet_humility 49F

5/15/2006 2:13 pm

Smiles.. aww that was cool

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/17/2006 12:13 pm:
Thanks, pet..!

NSAAddict 43F

5/15/2006 3:56 pm

Glad to hear Mrs. Prag received a clean bill of health!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/17/2006 12:14 pm:
She never listens to me, NSA........

fantasylover_05 63M

5/15/2006 6:18 pm

Now that does sound like ALL GREAT NEWS to me!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/17/2006 12:15 pm:
It is, fl....it certainly is.

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

5/15/2006 9:29 pm

Very Nice,

Have a long happy life together!!

Lady Bambi

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/17/2006 12:17 pm:
Thank you, Lady Bambi....

tillerbabe 57F

5/15/2006 11:18 pm

Sounds like EXCELLENT "bad" news!!!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/17/2006 12:18 pm:
Couldn't agree with you more..!

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