Unanswered Questions  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
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2/19/2006 1:42 pm

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3/6/2006 6:47 am

Unanswered Questions

Unanswered Questions...Still

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii..?

Am I in shape..? Round is a shape...

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup..?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you..? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

Have you ever noticed..? Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Now they have commercials on TV that show you how laundry detergents take out bloodstains. A pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my wife is very attractive, but I only have photographs of her.

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. “You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, “I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you, too!”

Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library; the James Carter Library; the Ronald Reagan Library and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Being from Connecticut, I can’t help but wonder if there was a combined high school reunion recently for those that graduated from Windsor Locks High School. It seems like every woman from there, who graduated from high school in 1993 and 1994, has a profile on here...and several have identical wording. Was it some kind of reunion bet..?

Can anyone answer these questions for me..?

mangomamiCT 43F

2/19/2006 2:31 pm

I cant but am now wondering about my mental status only 1 out of my three closest friends is crazy . Hmmmmmmmmmm

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

2/20/2006 8:05 am

mangomamiCT - Only one..??????

mangomamiCT 43F

2/20/2006 9:26 pm

Yep I'm scared now ....and so are the voices in my head !

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