The Stripper  

pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F
3614 posts
3/24/2006 6:01 am

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3/26/2006 10:32 am

The Stripper

A guy goes into a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him and saying a sweet "Hello!" He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her. Finally he said, "Um, do you know me?" She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."

Uh oh....
He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and has a sudden recollection of a drunken party.

"My God," he said "Are you the stripper from that bachelor party where I was coaxed into a private room with a $50 bill? Then we had sex on the pool table with all my buddies watching from the door, while I screamed "I call the corner pocket!" While you screamed "Harder, harder, deeper, deeper!!!"

She replied, with a look of horror, "Well, no. I'm your son's math teacher."

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
3/24/2006 9:32 am

Oops, he was digging his own grave!....LOL...

campfirecozy 68M

3/25/2006 7:21 am

That is seriously funny!,

pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

3/25/2006 7:28 am

DarknStar - Typical mouth...insert foot..!

pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

3/25/2006 7:31 am

campfirecozy - Thanks...glad you like it.

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
3/26/2006 9:16 am

Very funny, LOL!!

pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

3/26/2006 10:32 am

TheRealThing655 - Thanks.

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