The New Upgrades..!!!  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
8/21/2006 7:32 pm

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8/24/2006 9:56 am

The New Upgrades..!!!

Hey, Boys and Girls...even with all the wonderful new upgrades already in place on the site, we've got even more in the works for you..!

*just a sneak peak at what's next*

Yes, Boys and Girls, we've fixed it so you can.....

- Nostalgically go back in time to circa 1992 and surf this site with blazing 14/4 dial-up speed.....

- Watch as your blogs disappear.....

- Spend up to 8 hours a day, waiting for your posts and comments to be updated.....

- Not to mention, that most requested feature we've added, going to someone else's blog to read it, and finding YOUR profile picture next to their "Future Blog" with NO postings..!!!!!

Will all of this fun and amazement ever end..???

For just $24.95 a month more...if you are currently a Gold or Silver Member...we'll upgrade you so that your password doesn't work..!!!!!

Just click on the link below.



docdirk 49M

8/21/2006 7:46 pm

I think this is a self-help tool. After all, if only one blog page can load all day, it's really hard to become addicted to blogging!!!

If the shit ain't broke... go ahead and break it anyway!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/24/2006 9:37 am:
I can vividly imagine the IT nerve center of AdultFriendFinder...a bunch of stereotypical Californians...talking like they've been smoking guacamole and sprouts...with the Samsonite Gorilla making "adjustments" to the hardware...while Luvpump plays Whack-A-Mole, viewing profile pictures, in front of his 52 inch, plasma, flat-screen monitor..! It's Customer Service at it's worst.

It's now 7 days...and counting..!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
8/21/2006 8:32 pm

I think Doc might have this one right! It's a ploy from the government to relieve us all of our addiction. And what's even funnier.....the link you provided doesn't work either! I figure at the rate this site is running, I can make it through my watched blog list in about a week and a half!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/24/2006 9:48 am:
As this is the 7th day of the "slow-and-getting-slower" upgrades, you may be able to get to last week's watched list by Thanksgiving..!!!!!

MWWwantmore 52F

8/22/2006 8:58 am

Yeah whats up with that? Its very aggravating!

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/24/2006 9:52 am:
I'd love to invite Luvpump to one of our M&G's...say next March. We tie him up...cover him with honey...head-to-toe...and have him wait until the ants come out of their holes in April..! The suspense would be appropriate..!

firestarter665 43M/40F

8/22/2006 4:45 pm

I am totally fed up!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/24/2006 9:56 am:
But will they extend our current paid membership...for each day that WE have to endure their incompetence..??????


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