The AFF 12 Step Program  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
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2/24/2006 8:06 am

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The AFF 12 Step Program

Note: This blog is in no way meant to offend anyone in a 12 Step program. I am not a mean spirit. It is solely for entertainment.

The AdultFriendFinder 12 Step Program

1. We admitted we were sexless or unfulfilled - that our lives had become orgasm-less.

2. Came to believe that a 1 year subscription could restore us to being horny. *profile pictures increase your odds.

3. Made a decision to turn our vaginas and our penises over to the care of AdultFriendFinder as we understood AdultFriendFinder.

4. Made a searching and fearless immoral inventory of partners and ourselves. * The use of rubber gloves is permitted.

5. Admitted to AdultFriendFinder, to ourselves, and to another AdultFriendFinder member the exact nature of our sexual desires. * Be Direct. “BOY RU HOT. WAN 2 FUCK ?”

6. We’re entirely ready to have AdultFriendFinder promote all these desires on our blogs and/or profiles.

7. Humbly asked AdultFriendFinder to remove our shortcummings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had blown-off and became willing to make amends to them all. *Blocking Emails / Winks don’t count

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would mean that we really have to meet and fuck them.

10. Continued to take personal sex toy inventory and when we were horny promptly admitted it and masturbated.

11. Sought through friend network and web cams to improve our conscious contact with AdultFriendFinder, as we understood AdultFriendFinder, hoping only for the knowledge of AdultFriendFinder’s will for us, and the sexual stamina to carry that out.

12. Having had a sexual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other AdultFriendFinder members, and to practice safe sex with all of these principles in all our sexual affairs.

We are all AdultFriendFinder's (Profiles pending, of course). All sections of this site and many of its hottest members are represented, as well as many married males, bi-curious females, swinging couples, and group parties. We are people who normally would not mix sexually. But there exists among us a fellowship, a desire, and an understanding, which is indescribably orgasmic. We look for sex and if it doesn’t work out we go our individual ways. The feeling of having shared in sexual excitement is one element in the powerful sex drive that binds us. But that in itself would never have held us together as we are now joined. Unless, bondage is your thing.

The tremendous fact for every one of us is that we have discovered a sexual release. We have a way out of the closet in which we can absolutely agree, and upon which we can join in orgies, wife swaps and bisexual action. This is the great news this site carries to those who need to add a little play time to their lives.

A desire of sorts--and we have come to believe it is a release--involves those about us in a way no other human kinkiness can. If a person is impotent all are sorry for him and no one is angry or hurt. We will still “chat” with him. It engulfs all whose lives it touches. Some never log off. It brings friends with benefits, discreet lovers, one night stands, married couples and the often popular “Prefer Not To Say” --anyone can increase the list. Blogging is optional.

We hope these 12 steps will excite and educate those who are, or, who may be horny. There are many.

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/25/2006 1:50 pm

I am excited!!!!

Purry {=}


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

2/25/2006 2:34 pm

Purry {=} - Glad you are are we ! happym; happyf;

NSAAddict 43F

2/27/2006 8:42 pm

"The feeling of having shared in sexual excitement is one element in the powerful sex drive that binds us. But that in itself would never have held us together as we are now joined. Unless, bondage is your thing."

LMAO, this is priceless, thanks for the great post, I guess I belong to one more 12-step program... so many addictions, so little time

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

2/28/2006 9:10 am

NSAAddict -

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