Steroid Nightmare.....The Final Day..!  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
5/20/2006 5:42 pm

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5/29/2006 12:37 pm

Steroid Nightmare.....The Final Day..!

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Last night, Mrs. Prag took her final dose of steroid medication for her poison ivy poisoning rash.

Thank GOD..!!!!!!

It's been a roller-coaster 12 days.

Hopefully...the gastrointestinal distress that she's been experiencing (but IS subsiding), since she started taking them...will soon become a thing of the past.

The rash is gone...she will NEVER even come close to me after I've been working out in the yard until I've stripped naked...washed all of my clothes, myself...and then scrubbed myself "poison ivy-free" in the shower..!

Even though she was suffering...with the rash and by taking the 12 day regimen of steroids...my mind found humor in the whole situation.

What you read...in "Steroid Nightmare...Day's 1 through 4"...was the truth. Not the fictional account of what I had imagined I was going to write about.

Here are a few of the notes from scenario's that I had thought about, when she was just beginning... "The Steroid Nightmare..!"

Day 5

Noticeable darkening of her facial hair...burping and farting.....scratching her crotch...stealing all of the covers at night in bed...very loud snoring.....spitting out the back door.

Day 7

Coming home from work...the Little League coach was waiting to tell me how Mrs. Prag had shown up at practice today... "and while trying to help one of the players be more consistent at hitting the ball, she grabbed a bat, got up to the plate, and hit a line-drive...taking out the electronic score board...the next pitch, she totally crushed...breaking the window in the store across the street...500 feet from home plate..!

Don't worry, Little League has liability insurance...but no more batting practice for her."


And then being interrupted all night long by the telephone ringing. Every manager from every team of the men's softball league in town had heard about her hitting performance today and were calling to see if she would play on their team.

Day 8

Coming home from work and all of the wash was done...the house was spotlessly cleaned, dusted, and vacuumed...her winter to summer clothes and shoes were changed over...boxed, labeled, and put away.

Day 9

Coming home from work I heard hammering noise coming from the back yard. There was Mrs. Prag...3/4 done with a deck that runs the whole length of the back of the house and out 20 feet..! My lovely wife covered in sweat and saw-dust...with her shirt off, just in her bra...her jeans hanging down in back...doing her best Dan Akroyd imitation with the crack of her ass giving the whole neighborhood one great big smile.

"No worries about supper, Honey....I'll order a couple of pizza's and get a couple of six-packs of beer..!"

Day 10

Walking in the door...there's my wife sitting at the kitchen table...feet propped up on the table...smoking a cigar and drinking the last bottle from a six pack of beer.

When I asked her what was new...she smiled, wickedly, and told me, "You know that hot-looking little college sophomore that works at the meat counter in the super market...always has her hair back in a ponytail...how cute she always looks...well, as I was getting some sandwich meat, she said she was just about done with her shift. I asked her if she wanted to come over for a beer...and one became two...and we ended up in bed and had sex. I'm not sure, but you may find her panties left on the bedroom floor...poor girl could hardly walk when she left..!"

Day 12

As I drove up our street, coming home from work, I couldn't help but noticing 6 motorcycles parked in our driveway. Entering the house through the kitchen, there were a lot of empty beer cans and bottles on the kitchen table...as I walked back towards our bedroom, and entered it, I found my wife on the bed...looking very cool, calm, and collected...with six motorcycle guys sleeping soundly...occasionally moaning...all, dead to the world.

It was then that Mrs. Prag said to me, "Honey, get rid of these wimps and give me some loving...!"


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rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
5/20/2006 8:14 pm

Too funny, glad to hear she is doing better


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/22/2006 12:41 pm:
And...after a dose of Rick Springfield last night....she's back to her normally, horny self..!!!!

Thanks for stopping by..!

docdirk 48M

5/20/2006 10:23 pm

Hmmm... ya know, I think I'd do the woman in that photo right about now!!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/22/2006 12:44 pm:
So why haven't you sent us an email yet, doc..???

elysianpleasure 48M

5/20/2006 11:06 pm

LMAO... but I do hope she feels better from the poison Ivy...


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/22/2006 12:45 pm:
Thanks...haven't seen her rubbing up and down against a tree in almost a week..!

rm_KirkVW44m 56M
688 posts
5/21/2006 2:36 am

Glad she is cleared up and feeling better.. When i was younger and the wind was blowing right i could get poison ivy. I've had it over my entire body before. Nothing like an insanely itching cock to drive a young man insane. I haven't had it in ages but its definately no fun. I never had steroids just hot water, soap and lots of calamine lotion to make me pink but the stuff worked.


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/22/2006 12:50 pm:
Hmmmm....let's see....1 bottle of Calamine Lotion per boob...3 times a day.....nope...can't afford that many cases of Calamine Lotion to coat those magnificent mammaries..! *Y*

SortsOmensAlien 59M
243 posts
5/21/2006 5:36 am

Tooo funny

~fun


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/22/2006 12:51 pm:
Thanks for stopping by..!

wickedwitch1979 39F

5/28/2006 9:33 am

i really enjoyeds reading the one where you came home and fouind the bikers and your wife there in bed that was helarious! i thought i would let you know that was cool!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/29/2006 12:37 pm:
Thanks..!

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