Sex With A Nun  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
3/28/2006 5:28 am

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3/30/2006 3:07 pm

Sex With A Nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you.

The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says, "I AM GOD." I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha, Ha, I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha, Ha, Ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

libgemOH 57M/53F

3/28/2006 6:01 am

Why do you always find the EWWWWW's? TOO FUNNY! -B

campfirecozy 68M

3/28/2006 6:43 am

It's really OK to have sex with a nun... just as long as you don't get into the habit.


TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
3/28/2006 7:06 am

LOL! Hilarious!

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/29/2006 11:00 am

libgemOH - What can I tell you ??

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/29/2006 11:06 am

cozy - You are so right!
However, I rather have lots of sex than Nun...I mean none.

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/29/2006 11:08 am

TheRealThing655 - Thanks

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