Private Areas  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
6/28/2006 5:48 am

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6/29/2006 5:04 pm

Private Areas

I found this picture and thought it was funny. I laughed at the thought of when they screamed, "PULL". Hope he pulled the right rip cord for his parachute!!

Have you ever injured your private areas?

For me it was my on my 10 speed. For all you dirty minds out there...NO, it was not my vibrator! It was my bicycle.

Or there was the time when I was pregnant, and due to my increased breast size, I closed one of my tits in a desk drawer at work. Now that is pain! Gives Worker's Compensation a whole new meaning.

mycin62 55F

6/28/2006 5:59 am

LOL, now that's BIG!!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/29/2006 4:50 pm:
To say that my tits rested on my stomach is no exaggeration!

MWWwantmore 52F

6/28/2006 7:35 am

OUCH to shutting your tit in a drawer, I NEVER have that problem

The one time I hurt my privates, I was playing on a softball team, I was the pitcher. The batter bunted it, so I ran for the ball, my right leg slipped on the wet grass and I landed smack on the ball. I couldnt get up for a few LOL

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/29/2006 4:52 pm:
MWW~ Balls near your privates aren't suppose to hurt.

NSAAddict 43F

6/28/2006 9:42 am

LMAO, i just pictured your tits in a desk drawer vice Sorry hon! Knock on wood (preferably belonging to someone tall and handsome) I've never hurt my privates

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/29/2006 4:54 pm:
Now she tells me!! That was the problem! My husband at the time was neither tall nor handsome.

libgemOH 57M/53F

6/28/2006 10:23 am


And you mean your breasts were even bigger??????!!

Love you!!! -B

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/29/2006 4:58 pm:
Yes they were.

Heard you all had a HOT time last night. To bad I wasn't home...

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/28/2006 2:49 pm

I burnt my belly once with the iron when I was pregnant! It really hurt too! love ya guys!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/29/2006 5:00 pm:
Angel, It goes.."Spear the ROD, spoil the child" not "Spear the IRON, spoil the child"

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
6/29/2006 4:31 pm

I have never slammed any part of myself in a drawer before, sounds painful, ouch...but my privates have been really sore lately

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/29/2006 5:02 pm:
Stop using that Big Sexy Hair, sweetie! It will tear you to shreds!!

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