Only In America...  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
4/21/2006 9:28 pm

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4/24/2006 5:31 am

Only In America...

I really do love this country, but...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.



mangomamiCT 43F

4/21/2006 11:19 pm

only in america do people join sex site blogs and make real friends , no wait its global ...........ah forget it


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/23/2006 8:48 am:
Nope...won't ever forget it, mango...! It's become a part of our lives that we'll always have with us...and that we truly enjoy..!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/22/2006 4:54 am

~nods in agreement~ Only in America!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/23/2006 8:54 am:
I won't eliminate the possibility of it becoming worldwide...but not being able to write in any other language....it might lose something in the translation..! *"can we get the Finnish interpreter in here, now?"*

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
4/22/2006 7:42 am

So so so true!!! I like the comment above too!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/23/2006 8:55 am:
Thanks, RT..!

curious311241 35M
145 posts
4/22/2006 8:04 am

Actually, if you buy the singles hot dog packs, they come in packages of 8 so they actually match up with the buns


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/23/2006 8:58 am:
Thanks for the shopping tip..!

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