My Life As A Troll  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
3/22/2006 7:30 am

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3/25/2006 9:07 am

My Life As A Troll

This morning, while my husband was taking his shower for work, I awoke.

I peeled my face from the pillow. Airways clogged and sore everywhere. Even my teeth! I dragged myself to the bathroom like an "old whore on Sunday." After using the toilet, I dropped an ENTIRE roll of toilet paper in the bowl! While washing my hands, I looked in the bathroom mirror and saw the following....red nose, chapped lips, watery eyes, pale skin and hair that resembled a troll.

I slowly made my way out to the kitchen and poured myself a cup of coffee where I waited to die and also to wish my husband a good day at work.

My husband, finally came into the kitchen and joined me at the table. He picked up my drivers license, that was on the kitchen table, and studied it. I asked him "What are you doing?" He replied "Just looking at the woman I married and remembering what she looks like." I then said "I'm sick." He replied "I know honey...and as awful as you look this morning, I still think you're beautiful and I love you."

Forever, being the funny man that my husband is ....After I blew my nose into a tissue, my husband said "Eww, can I have that tissue so I can carry it around with me today and think of you?"

Because I'm sick, I couldn't kiss or hug my husband good-bye, but I want him to know that this troll is lucky to have such a sweet and wonderful husband and that I truly love him too.



NSAAddict 43F

3/22/2006 12:37 pm

awww... sweet! Get some rest hon and feel better soon!


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/22/2006 1:46 pm

NSAAddict - Ohhhhhhhh...I wish I could BREATHE..!


SacredStarDance

3/22/2006 4:01 pm

What a wonderful post...huggssssssssssss get better

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

3/22/2006 6:20 pm

Yes you are and he is too!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/22/2006 6:38 pm

Everyone together.....AWWWWWWWW! feel better sweetie! -B


docdirk 48M

3/22/2006 8:39 pm

Get better soon! I don't need any cyber-germs!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


tillerbabe 57F

3/23/2006 12:01 am

What a wonderful man!!!


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/23/2006 9:09 am

MRSMUFFLAND - I'll hug you back when I'm better..

Thank you.


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/23/2006 9:11 am

MOfunNOWWOW - That is the wonderful thing....we both know what we have got and appreciate it.


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/23/2006 9:13 am

libgemOH - Tagging me was the best medicine. It had me focused on something other than my aching back and my runny nose.

Thanks Nurse libgemOH


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/23/2006 9:16 am

docdirk - Thanks doc. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE !!!
Your the doc....shouldn't you be giving me a house call?


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/23/2006 9:17 am

tillerbabe - Thank you...I know he is.


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