Mr. Fix-It I'm Not..!  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
5/11/2006 4:54 am

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Mr. Fix-It I'm Not..!

Husband comes home from work. Wife says the TV has lost its color. How about looking at it. Husband says, Hey, I'm no TV technician, and gets a beer. Next day the wife says my car is skipping, how about looking at it. Husband says, Hey, I'm no Mr. Good wrench, and got himself a beer. Things got a little frosty and the husband decided to check out the faulty TV and car. He could find nothing wrong. When asked, the wife said she had found a man who fixed both of them. "How much did it cost?" the husband said, "Oh I told him that I had no money but he said we could work it out. I could bake him a cake or we could have sex or something." "What kind of cake did you bake him?" the husband said. "Hey,", the wife said, I'm no Betty Crocker!"

fantasylover_05 63M

5/11/2006 5:01 am



pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/12/2006 9:49 am:
Thanks FL

rm_kneel_be4me 50M
457 posts
5/11/2006 5:14 am

HMMM should I learn auto mechanics, or TV repair?

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/12/2006 9:50 am:
You learn...whatever your heart desires.

runzwithknives 61F

5/14/2006 7:42 am

ROFLMAO. Thanks for this!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/14/2006 8:24 am:
You're welcome..!

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