How Does Your Garden Grow?  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
5/8/2006 6:25 am

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5/9/2006 4:17 pm

How Does Your Garden Grow?

A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?'' Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll see.'' Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day her neighbor asks how it worked. "So-so,'' she answers, "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.''


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/8/2006 6:37 am

LOL! This one was great! I'll share it with all my gardening friends. Hope your poison ivy is a little better today my friend.


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/9/2006 4:14 pm:
Thank you, angel...and my thoughts and prayers are with you today. {=}

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
5/8/2006 7:28 am

LOL!! Good one!! Thanks.


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/9/2006 4:16 pm:
You're quite welcome..! Glad you enjoyed it..!

fantasylover_05 63M

5/8/2006 7:33 am

LMAO!!!

That is funny!!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/9/2006 4:16 pm:
Thanks, fl..!

firestarter665 44M/40F

5/8/2006 7:37 am

Those cucumbers could come in handy!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/9/2006 4:17 pm:
No batteries required..!

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