pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F
3614 posts
4/12/2006 6:44 am

Last Read:
4/14/2006 5:00 pm


Are you tired of all those "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass

libgemOH 57M/53F

4/12/2006 9:05 am

These are indeed much closer to reality aren't they??

The best one I ever heard was a friend will listen, a good friend will give advice, a true friend will take you out, get drunk with you, get in trouble with you and laugh about it with you in the jail cell afterwards!!! -B

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/13/2006 10:51 am:
Reality is sometimes very scary my friend!:D

49AK 56M
1823 posts
4/12/2006 10:15 am

Heck, I need more friends like you! All I ever get from my friends are posters with kittens on them with smarmy sayings...

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/13/2006 10:53 am:
Thanks. I think it would be even funnier to keep all those cute kitten cards and edit the inside to match these sayings.

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
4/12/2006 4:54 pm

These were Great!! know I would do the some for you! anytime!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/13/2006 10:55 am:
Thanks sweetie. You are a true friend.

docdirk 49M

4/12/2006 5:49 pm

Now THAT's what I'm talking about!

Fuck Hallmark!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/13/2006 10:56 am:
You got it Doc....Hallmark who ?

mycin62 56F

4/13/2006 1:01 am

Finally, some truth!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/13/2006 10:57 am:
The truth...the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!

NSAAddict 43F

4/14/2006 3:40 pm

So glad to call you friend

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 5:00 pm:
There are a lot worse things you could call me!!

Become a member to create a blog