Fast Food  

pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F
3614 posts
2/17/2006 10:54 am

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3/10/2006 1:59 pm

Fast Food

Fast Food

Why is it that so many of the people on here send an invitation, an email, or IM, thinking that sex with us is going to be like going to a drive-thru at McDonald’s?

“Let’s get together so you can suck my cock!”

With no pictures...and usually very little information contained in their profile, it’s as if these people are yelling out their car window, looking at the pictures and numbers associated with a drive-thru, fast food restaurant.

“Gimme a number 7...with a diet Coke!”

Sorry...that won’t work with us. Our being online here isn’t like that scene in the movie “Logan’s Run” where you just go to the select-a-sexual-partner transportation tube...press the “next” button until you see the partner you want to select, and out she pops from the tube for a few hours of sex.

Our profile is very clear...IF anyone can, and/or does take the time to read ALL of it.

So why do the same MWM’s keep IM’ing us?

Part of our profile reads, “the guys we’re looking for are single (means NOT married).”

So what part of that don’t you understand..?

We’re married. We do this together. If you’re married and your spouse is frigid, a Puritan, doesn’t play, has no interest, lost interest, or “doesn’t care if I do this alone,” please respect our wishes and understand that we’re NOT interested in you. Our reasons for not wanting to get together with married men alone are just that...our reasons.

Then, there are those that send us an IM…with very little thought or imagination (“great pics...let’s fuck”, and after two or three posts of telling us their height, eye color, penis dimensions, and how great things will be getting together with them, jump immediately to “wanna meet for a drink tonight?”

What interests us in others is stated in our profile.

“We're looking for a man, woman, or couple who know what they want and are comfortable in going for it. The physical qualities of someone are secondary to their mind, although physical "chemistry" is important in getting together. Our communications will decide for all of us if each other is what the other is looking for, and a face-to-face public meeting will be the confirmation.”

Physical qualities...yes, we do want to see pictures of your face and body. If you contact us, we’ve asked that you include at least a facial picture. If we contact you, that’s what we do.

What’s your mindset about sex? Is there a “comfort level” between us? Do we all feel a “physical chemistry?” All of these factors are revealed through our communications...and communications take time. We’re not looking to exchange endless emails, IM’s, and/or talking on the phone together for any set period of time. When, and if, it’s there, we’ll all know.

If there is definite interest on our part, through our communications, getting together for a face-to-face meeting with you, and having sex, is pursued. Real life commitments and routines sometimes delay this from happening too soon.

We’ve often gotten to the point where we’ve made contact, seen pictures, communicated back and forth, everybody is on the same page, and then looked at the calendar for a date and time that is mutually “do-able,” only to lose contact with them because of conflicting availabilities. We can only assume that their “fast food” craving wasn’t satisfied, because they’ve disappeared, never to be heard from again.

“♫ Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us.....♪ ”

We’ll have it OUR way..!


rm_cant_be_true 40M

2/18/2006 11:23 am

Ahh, I can see the way that fast-food place would work..

"Welcome to PussyQueen can I take your order?"
"Yes, can I have a quickie in a dark alley..."
"Certainly, would you like the value meal with tits and a blowjob?"
"How much would that be?
"Get to know each other, communicate and attraction."
"Dam I only have a couple hours to spare and a small cock..."
"Well on our value menu we have some other choices such as the self-help hand job?"
"I guess that will have to do."
"Well thankyou for stopping at PussyQueen, remember our motto...
Go fuck yourself!"

Nice post.


pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

2/19/2006 8:33 am

cant be true - Thanks for your comment. Yeah, if it ever gets to "fast food" standards, Pussy Queen would sure fit the bill. I can just imagine the signs hanging at the end of the aisles if, and when, Costco or BJ's add quick sex to their aisles...."Men Seeking Women"...."Women Seeking Men"...."Couples Seeking Couples"...."Bulk Sex"....and don't forget the free samples at the end of the aisles..! >>!


rm_cant_be_true 40M

2/20/2006 9:54 am

Yeah, BJ's doesn't even have to change it's name. And at first glance that "free samples at the end of the aisles" sounds like the greatest thing in the world, but those end aisles things are always done by 80 year old woman who aren't very attractive. I mean I guess I'd have to try the free sample, but I'm not paying money for that.


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