pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F
3614 posts
7/24/2006 7:02 am

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7/27/2006 11:38 am


The word "FUCK" can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

Greetings- "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud- "I was fucked by the McDonald's Drive Thru."
Dismay- "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble- "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression- "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust- "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief- "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty- "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair- "Fucked again."
Good Job- "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation- "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence- "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment- "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence- "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal- "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure- "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost- "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief- "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation- "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness- "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain- "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure- "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love- "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship- "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise- "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration- "Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person- "Dumb fuck!"
Hate- "You Fuck!"
Condemnation- "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment- "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand- "A Royal Fuck."
Denial- "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity- "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy- "Who gives a fuck."
Confusion- "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation- "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion- "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic- "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions- "Fuck off."
Sex- "Let's fuck."
Maternal- "Motherfucker."
Incestuous- "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity- "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement- "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority- "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy- "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord- "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache- "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal- "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off- "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet- "Shut the fuck up."
You're right- "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation- "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness- "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence- "Fuckin' A."
Impressed- "That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage- "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Apathy- "I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment- or Ignorance "Fucked if I know."
Enraged- "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance- "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance- "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off- "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness- "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle- "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure- "It's fucked."
Minors- "Fucklings."
Morons- "Fucktards."
Thanks- "Fuck you very much."

If by any chance you think I've missed any, please fucking let me know.

Have a fucking great day...!!!

mycin62 56F

7/24/2006 7:47 am

OMFG, Oh my fucking God!!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:28 am:
I knew I forgot something....Prayer: that is one way to pray....

WildWon1982 35M

7/24/2006 9:54 am

Impressed - Fuck. (with inflection on the "uck")

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:29 am:
Would that be considered a hard fuck ?

Sweetpickles69 49F

7/24/2006 10:31 am

Approval: You're very fuckable!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:30 am:
Nice one..! Thanks for stopping by.

rm_Blufin007 67M
66 posts
7/24/2006 10:43 am

What the fuck is going on here.

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:32 am:
I don't have a fucking clue...! Thanks for stopping by.

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/24/2006 12:49 pm

Yeah you missed the whole phucing thing since it should now be spelled P-H-U-C!!! Please edit your post and resubmit!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:35 am:
You say, P-h-u-c ...I say, f-u-c-k...let's call the whole thing off..

docdirk 49M

7/24/2006 5:55 pm


Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:36 am:
Is this the condensed version of fuck?

libgemOH 57M/53F

7/24/2006 7:35 pm

Did I fucking miss something here??? -B

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:37 am:
You haven't missed a fucking thing...

Looking0100 55M

7/25/2006 10:07 am


Very nice post of fucks! Lots of people like to fuck, fuck off, get fucked off, or just fuck it.

I counted that you listed 69 items, all fucked. I was wondering why you repeated Apathy, Annoyance, Confusion, Disappointment, and Pissed off. You have them twice each with two definitions.

How about these fuckers?

Incredulous - Holy fucking shit!
Self-sex - Go fuck yourself
Ample tits - What a fucking set of boobs!
Eating - I'm fucking hungry
Craziness - You're fucked in the head
Death - He was just a poor fucker
Acquisition - I'm gonna get your fucking ass!
Authority - This is where we fucking start
Perverts - Queer fuckers
Mistake - Your gonna fucking pay for that

Jon C.

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:38 am:
Thanks for your additional fucks. hmmm...That didn't sound good.

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
7/25/2006 2:33 pm

LOL.....I think you FUCKING wrapped that UP for US!!......great post!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 7/27/2006 8:39 am:
Thanks DarknStar. I fucking said it like it was..!!

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/27/2006 9:09 am

And miss the hot steamy action? Never!

just4U476 60M
8 posts
7/27/2006 9:18 am

very fuckin' interesting

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