Cold Hands  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
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3/15/2006 8:32 am

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3/18/2006 6:51 pm

Cold Hands

My husband is always complaining about my "cold hands." At night, he hates it when I get in bed with him and bring along my "hands of ice." I always tell him "cold hands, warm heart." He replies, "I swear that you stick your hands in the freezer before you come to bed!!!"

Maybe, if he keeps my hands busier.... they wouldn't be cold. Works for me!

The following joke applies to "cold hands."

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/15/2006 10:45 am

mxdcpl007 - I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one! I bet if you put your cold hands on his hard dick....he would not be laughing.
Being cold stinks, but working on getting HOT is worth it !

MWWwantsmore 52F

3/15/2006 2:50 pm

ME its my hands AND my feet that are cold all the time

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/15/2006 3:58 pm

MWWwantsmore - I'll occasionally have cold feet, as well. If I put them on my husband while he's DOUBLES the fun..!

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