Clever Wife & Smart Ass Husband  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
8/30/2006 8:21 am

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9/15/2006 5:19 am

Clever Wife & Smart Ass Husband

A friend sent me this funny joke and I'd like to share it.


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


rm_dimples565 69F
24436 posts
8/30/2006 8:55 am

very cute

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pragmaticCTcpl replies on 9/4/2006 11:35 am:
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for stopping by our blog.

ZZ_Todd 60M

8/30/2006 8:59 am

Thanks for the in mine, and the over here! Just another one of those valleys... resting on the plateau again.

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 9/4/2006 11:38 am:
One thing I am ZZ... is a good and caring person. My hugs and concern are as real as me. Hope you are doing well.

firestarter665 43M/40F

8/30/2006 9:22 am


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 9/4/2006 11:39 am:
Thank you, Fire. Happy to make you laugh.

mysticdreamangel 62F
2759 posts
8/30/2006 5:23 pm

I can only laugh like this because I'm the one that mows my own lawn and sweeps my own sidewalk. If I wasn't...hmmmm...nope Mystic won't go there!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 9/4/2006 11:39 am:
Nope...don't go there.

MoutnainGirl 38F

9/2/2006 8:34 pm

LOL.. I like that... hehe

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pragmaticCTcpl replies on 9/4/2006 11:40 am:
Thank you.

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