Bubble Gum Increases Breast Size  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
6/20/2006 8:30 am

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6/23/2006 2:13 pm

Bubble Gum Increases Breast Size

Last night, my son asked me to teach him how to blow bubbles with bubble gum. I chewed a stick of gum and showed him. Frustrated that he couldn't blow a bubble...he said, "Mom, you must have a ton of experience in blowing!" It took all I had in me, not to crack up with laughter, in-front of him.

Then this morning, I came across the following article.

After a year on the Japanese market, a natural breast enhancing dietary supplement, is now available for American women...

Good One Ltd. claims that when chewed three or four times a day, B2UP bubble gum can increase breast size, improve circulation, reduce stress and fight aging. The powerful ingredient is the Pueraria Mirifica root extract also known as Gwao Krua, and is indigenous to Thailand and Burma. The plant's underground tubers contain a number of chemicals called Phytoestrogens, natural compounds which apparently mimic the effects of the female sex hormone Estrogen.

The company said tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size up to 80%.

Data provided by the manufacturer of B2UP said, a group of 50 women took Pueraria Mirifica over 90 days, the results:

* 28%show no change in bust size
* 54% show measurable increase in bust size
* 18% show major increase in bust size

The BBC covered this product back in March, before its U.S. debut. Skip the parts about skepticism. Skepticism is not good for you.

This pretty much explains the names behind all the gum we chewed while growing up. Hubba Bubba, Juicy Fruit, Bubble Yum, Chiclets, Dentyne, Fruit Stripe, Trident, Cinnaburst, Freshen Up, Carefree, Dubble Bubble, Bubblicious and Extra. Depending on what you chewed...depends on your breast size. I grew up on Bazooka. That must explain for my 42DD's. Wonder if the same works for guy's cocks?

49AK 56M
1823 posts
6/20/2006 11:52 am

I don't know if chewing gum helps the size of a guy's cock, but pulling on it every day for 40 years hasn't made a difference.

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/21/2006 1:49 pm:
The question is....Who do you have pulling on it and are you blind?


6/20/2006 1:26 pm

    Quoting 49AK:
    I don't know if chewing gum helps the size of a guy's cock, but pulling on it every day for 40 years hasn't made a difference.

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/21/2006 1:50 pm:
....I agree....

MWWwantmore 52F

6/20/2006 2:51 pm

LOL maybe I should try that

PS its the same me, just temp created this till they fix my regular account, thanks for looking out for me hun!

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/21/2006 1:51 pm:
Bazooka baby!!!

Glad to know it was you..!

docdirk 48M

6/20/2006 8:18 pm

Wonder if the same works for guy's cocks?

Yes... in a way. Watching you chew and grow sorta causes a growth spurt for us. Of course, it's only temporary!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/21/2006 1:52 pm:
Till we pop the bubble?


6/20/2006 9:02 pm

lmao... great post..

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We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/21/2006 1:53 pm:
Thanks Muff....! {=}

NSAAddict 43F

6/21/2006 1:08 pm

LMAO, I was a bubbalicious glrl myself

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/21/2006 1:56 pm:
Girl...we can't complain...we both have been blessed by gum!!

49AK 56M
1823 posts
6/21/2006 1:52 pm

    Quoting 49AK:
    I don't know if chewing gum helps the size of a guy's cock, but pulling on it every day for 40 years hasn't made a difference.
I don't know if anyone has responded to my posts above, because the text-to-voice device on my computer is not working properly, and I haven't taught my seeing-eye-dog to read yet.

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/21/2006 1:59 pm:
How about those hairy palms? Try the touch-screen on your PC..!

libgemOH 57M/53F

6/21/2006 4:38 pm

All I can say sweetie is STAY AWAY FROM THAT GUM!!!! You don't need it!!!! (but I do!!)

Sorry was away for so long!! -B

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/22/2006 4:52 am:
The price some women pay for big knockers....cavities!!

I have missed you, my sweet. Hope you are all happy and smiling!!

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
6/21/2006 5:24 pm

Bubble Yum....boy have I chewed my fair share of it....BUT I havent noticed anything different about my boobs!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/22/2006 4:53 am:
Question is....have you been blowing bubbles? That's the secret!

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
6/21/2006 6:37 pm

I just shoved 4 pieces of hubba bubba in my mouth, and my jaw is starting to hurt

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/22/2006 4:55 am:
CC, just think....not only are you increasing your breast size but you are strengthening and conditioning your mouth for, dare I say it....some oral fun.

firestarter665 43M/40F

6/22/2006 4:22 pm

...running to the store to buy some gum.

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 6/22/2006 5:42 pm:
Sweetie....I think you are just perfect the way you are..! You don't need no stinking gum!!!

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