A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste  

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F
3614 posts
4/21/2006 7:41 am

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A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

Fellow bloggers...cum play the following. I will prove the answers tomorrow. Good Fuck! I mean...Good Luck!
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Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?



rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
4/21/2006 8:28 am

1. my dentist
2. wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. gum
5. coal shuttle
6. nose
7. newspaper
8. gloves
9. wrecking ball/ crane whatever their called
10. one of those dish sponges with the plastic soap applicator

YAY, what do I win?????


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/22/2006 10:27 am:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush

You win a huge hug and a big smooch!!

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
4/21/2006 8:56 am

Where do you FIND this stuff??


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/22/2006 10:29 am:
You trying to tell me something...?? LOL

rm_sarge200564 53M

4/21/2006 9:26 am

This was soo cool. Had other things flying thru head....lol


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/22/2006 10:30 am:
Thank you sarge! Glad we could invoke some dirty thoughts and a laugh or two. Thanks for stopping by our blog.

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

4/21/2006 10:40 am

What saint said cept 5. elevator just cus I don't know what a coal shuttle is?

Smoochies to youse guys


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/22/2006 10:31 am:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush

Thanks for playing Mo! So close...You rock.

mycin62 55F

4/21/2006 11:55 am

Whoa, I just woke up, can't think right now.


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/22/2006 10:34 am:
Cin, you are supposed to fill up on coffee when blogging!! Remember, there will be a trivia test tonight. Start the caffeine early woman!!!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/21/2006 1:31 pm

1. Dentist
2. Ring
3. Peanut butter
4. Bubble gum
5. Elevator
6. Noses
7. Newspaper
8. Gloves
9. Wrecking ball
10. Toothbrush?


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/22/2006 10:36 am:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush

In my book, you got it. Thanks for playing Angel.

rm_kneel_be4me 50M
457 posts
4/21/2006 1:51 pm

1. dentist
2. ring
3. peanut butter
4. gum
5. mine
6. nose
7. mailman
8. gloves
9. crane
10. self lubricating vibrator?


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/22/2006 10:37 am:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush

Your answer for #10 cracked me up!!! Thanks for playing!!

NSAAddict 43F

4/21/2006 4:38 pm

I have this game!!! Love it

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? Dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? bubblegum

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? nose

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? gloves

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? crane

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I? toothbrush


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/22/2006 10:39 am:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush

Way to go NSA!!! But you left out the answer for number 7. What were you doing with that newspaper boy?

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