Why did Santa pass up my house?  

potbelliedman 42M
1542 posts
6/13/2006 5:06 pm

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Why did Santa pass up my house?

Fuck Santa!
That bastard!!
Magical people in the sky piss me off.
When we were young we were told to be good for Santa be good for Jesusm be good when mommy's Aunt Flow came.
Why were we never taught to be good for ourselves?
I look at my lifestyle and am amazed by the constant clash from a harsh religious up bringing to a more "enlightened" person.
When Santa started passing me up at Christmas I thought to hell with him. I don't need a damn present anyways. If Santa would have wanted to give me a real gift it might be honesty.
Honesty is supposedly the best policy but I disagree. I think that accountability is.
Were Santa a bit more truthful, I may have not had as many feelings that I do now leading me into such an introverted life.
(After all, the less I deal with people, the less I'll be lied to right?)
If I were living in the Holocaust and hiding a Jew in my basement would honesty be the best policy when the Nazis came a knockin'? or would it be better if I could be thought of as an accountable man who when berating the soldiers for disturbing me would be feared and left alone?
Certainly the Jew knows the answer.
If God was half as responisble and accountable as I, this world would be a much better place.
You're gonna build a world, fill it with the dumbest monkeys you can imagine and then punish them in hell for acting up?
What kinda God is that?
Santa and God can blow each other, hopefully in full view of the Rev. Fred Phelps because I am certain he would join in.
Okay, enought venting and shit talking for tonight. I have more important things to do, until they are over.

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/13/2006 5:50 pm

Wow! Here I was just thinking you were going to be talking about Santa! lol. Oh yes, I remember when Santa and his magical friends stopped visiting me. You know who is in his gang. The Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and the Acorn Fairy, just to name a few. Yep, there is an acorn fairy!

potbelliedman 42M
2141 posts
6/13/2006 6:42 pm

Holy shit! I did not know about the Acorn Fairy!
What do you get from her?

potbelliedman 42M
2141 posts
6/13/2006 6:45 pm

I never got nuthing from that acorn bitch too. May they all burn in hell!

rm_witchamunga 59F
22 posts
10/16/2006 12:30 am

Ohhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooo, I had better steer clear of your place while out riding my super duper, fuel injected broom that santashelper gave me. Please don't throw any bricks. I already have enough problems trying to avoid crash landings. Lol

Have a Great One,

potbelliedman 42M
2141 posts
5/15/2007 9:19 pm

Damn...that was hard to spell out...I wanted to email you and thank you for the laugh but your profile is turned off, and your blog does not allow my comments.
Anyways, for what it's worth, thank you for what is probably to be my last laugh on this night of May, 15th.

sexygalnextdoor 36F

8/26/2007 5:39 pm

LMAO. That was great.

The Sexy Gal Next Door

potbelliedman replies on 8/26/2007 10:27 pm:
You just wait til I light a fire under the Easter Bunnies ass!

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