The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life  

panthersdreamer 48M
182 posts
5/19/2006 2:08 am

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5/23/2006 12:02 am

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

swtlittleoleme 53F
63 posts
5/20/2006 10:24 pm

what about the pretty boy..who finds the magic "G"..& puts it in deep....cant forget him...

panthersdreamer replies on 5/23/2006 12:05 am:
oohhh! your right!!! do i look in the yellow pages or place an ad to find him for you? or i could let my finger or digits do the walking!

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