panthersdreamer 48M
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5/6/2006 2:12 pm

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5/11/2006 9:37 pm


> > >There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me >Elmo > > >toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is >hired > > > > >at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day >promptly at > > > > >0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel >Manager's > > >door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the >new > > >employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line >is > > >backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
> > > > > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 > > > >men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is >so > > >backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor >and > > >they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands >Lena > > >surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush >red > > >fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement >as she > > > > >cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins >to > > >carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel > > >Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he >pulls > > >himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, >barely > > >able to keep a straight face, but I think you misunderstood the > > >instructions I gave you yesterday........"Your job is to give Elmo >two test > > > > >tickles". > > > > >

spunkyangel44 53F

5/6/2006 2:32 pm


panthersdreamer replies on 5/6/2006 2:41 pm:
thanks sweetie!

MWWwantsmore 52F

5/6/2006 3:54 pm

LOL I love that joke, hey anyone ever tell you that that pic looks like Judd Nelson ( I think thats his name) from the movie The Breakfast Club?

panthersdreamer replies on 5/6/2006 4:02 pm:
thats a first someone told me that. thanks for the compliment sweetie. your pic, wow!!!!

redhot4cock 58F

5/11/2006 1:35 am

This is from a Mattel/Fisher Price employee!


panthersdreamer replies on 5/11/2006 9:38 pm:
didn't know that, received from a friend.

red_hot_trucker 59F

5/30/2006 4:12 am

My girlfriend's little 16 month old has Elmo all over their house. I will never be able to go over there and keep a straight face again. Soooo funny!

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