Top 10 Pickup Lines!  

pASSionwantd2 51M
1468 posts
1/27/2006 7:32 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Top 10 Pickup Lines!

Top 10 Pickup Lines....Try these,they work,LOL!

10- Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?
9- If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
8- Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
7- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
6- How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5- You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
4- Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in heaven.
3- I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
2- Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
1- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

" Have a Great weekend "

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
1/27/2006 4:24 pm

Corny....very corny

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/28/2006 12:06 pm


There's nothing wrong with Corny,''Remember to alway's eat your Veggie's,K......thank's Cummmmmmmmmmmmm again

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
1/28/2006 1:00 pm

lol.. I like a few of those... especially the band-aide one.. T


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/28/2006 2:33 pm

Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?TNKU-T.

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